Bad Path

You have wandered down a strange path and found this place.
Maybe a rouge link. I’m glad you made it here. It can sure get a bit lonely sometimes. Have a seat. Take a sip of this drink. Do you like knives? Have a look at this one - it’s shiny, right? You can keep it… it’s ok. Why don’t you want it? I insist, take it. It’s a gift. Ok, never mind then... I see you haven’t tasted your drink yet. Have a sip. There you go. Drink it all up. Don’t worry about the tingly feeling. It wownt lasht fowr lowng. Jouwst welax ahnd clowse youwr eyehs.