Bad Path

You have wandered down a strange path and found this place. I’m glad you made it here. It can sure get a bit lonely sometimes. Have a seat. Take a sip of this drink. Do you like knives? I like knives. Look at this one, it’s shiny, right? You can have it, it’s ok. Why don’t you want it? Take it, it’s a gift. Ok then... You haven’t tasted your drink yet. There you go. Drink it all up. Don’t worry about the tingly feeling. It wownt lasht fowr lowng. Jouwst welax ahnd clowse youwr eyehs.